Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now
love this tattoo
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Holy fuck this messed me up
society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
my physics teacher loves april fools day
i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute